Post Market Wrap: Bullwinkle’s Breakdown, June 13, 2025, 9:50 PM EDT Undisclosed Fortified Compound

Dispatches from The Last Sane Bastard in This Casino

“Market Meltdown - Bulwwinkle suffers PTPD”

Strap in, you pitiful pikers—KingCAMBO’s unleashing a vicious, gut-wrenching screed from the shadows at 9:50 PM! Reports tonight confirm Bullwinkle’s been hauled off to the nervous hospital, diagnosed with PTPD (Post Traumatic Piker Disorder). Is it any wonder? This market got gang-raped and then blasted with a drive-by shooting today. The trading floor’s a graveyard of shell-shocked Reddit Retail Retards, most slinking home to hang themselves in their mom’s basement. Go figure, you degenerate clowns! The carnage: Dow -769.80, SPX -67.78, NDX -280.59, and the VIX launching to a shrieking 20.82. Call it a massacre!

So, stonks only go up, right? Tell that to today’s bloodbath…

BTC’s Relentless Pounding
Bitcoin is gasping at $105,154.75 in after-hours, still reeling from a morning beatdown where it probed $102,608.79—for fucks sake, enough already! Just like yesterday, they’re drop-kicking it in the ole ball-sack for good measure. Why? I haven’t a fucking clue—maybe the crypto gods are out for blood. So, there’s that then… My “short-termish” targets hold steady:

• Upside target: $116,313.22

• Downside risk: $98,504.80**
  Want the full gonzo dive into my 2025 BTC prophecies? Tear into Beavis, Butthead, and Bitcoin: A Gonzo Ride to $236,887 or Bust—a wild-ass trek through the crypto jungle that’ll leave you scarred.

“Market Gang Rape: PTPD Aftermath”

Stocks: The Slaughterhouse